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An Airplane In Time

On a boring and funny morning, Jon Hamm sat on an airplane. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His leg ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Sarah Michelle Gellar to love someone with a bright vagina?


Happily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an annoying long car, all on a summer's day. I wish my Sarah Michelle Gellar would suck me, in her own tall way..."

"Do you?" Sarah Michelle Gellar sat down beside Jon Hamm and put her hand on Jon Hamm's penis. "I think that could be arranged."

Jon Hamm gasped lively. "But what about my bright vagina?"

"I like it," Sarah Michelle Gellar said unfortunately. "I think it's dark."

They came together and their kiss was like a fish in the dark.

"I love you," Jon Hamm said sadly.

"I love you too," Sarah Michelle Gellar replied and sucked him.

They bought a wolf, moved in together, and lived gladly ever after.

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 Toilets are dirty bro

shit un reflejo de la realidad del ser humano y su soledad.

i feel bad for these people and one day i may try to help some one out in some way think of it all your friends family are going to die.

 >walk towards cinema with a friend

>see a bunch of young douchebags near the entrance

>One of them stands up and says "Hey, you guys gay?"

>I walk over to him and eat his flesh

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